"This football stuff is easy."
"Hhhhhuuuurh." Or something like that.
"Can I call a time out for a potty break?"
That one is a little low. You need to follow through a bit more, Dad.
"Are you kidding me? My feet were in bounds."
(It helps to keep your eyes open when you're playing.)
"I have an idea, let's go get a snack."
Oh and from what I heard, Austin is going to be the Michael Jordan of his team. Here's the picture to prove it.
